two completely straight guys sharing a platonic kiss before going home and having a completely platonic sleepover
to hazel mistaking him for a roman god????? and he’s just like omg blue cookies!!"
TRIANGLE PUNS! FOR YOU GUYS!! AHAHAHAHA!!
((why = Mediocre Puns multiplied by Your Pain + BILL))
"all girls dress the same"
The way she looks at him.
I still laugh whenever I remember that the reason there was a whole section in Goblet of Fire dedicated to Hermione explaining the correct pronunciation of her name to Viktor Krum was because JK Rowling had found out there were actually people out there calling her character “Hermy One”
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
Ooga Ooga Ooga Chaka