can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

You’re welcome dear

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

You’re welcome dear

doodlesaresketcheswithnoodles:

Daily doodle #391 - Nick Fury’s new eye

I’m sorry I’m not sorry

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ tony ward f/w 2014-15

riddlemetom:

Mike and Sully play charades in a trailer specifically made to show in theater before Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

rhydonmyhardon:

religiousdad:

supremelaxbro:

IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE

did anyone hear something?

i think its coming from below but its too far down to see

kymmochi:

BAMF Nico showing off his skills in battle or while training, and everyone in awe and some of the guys getting awkward boners because HOT DAMN SON

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (Accoustic)
Panic! At The Disco

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trashycutie:

lorenadeetz:

Panic! At The Disco - Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off  (Accoustic)

This version is sex.

MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST I WANNA HOT MAKEOUT SESSION TO THIS SONG 

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

tuna-tetrazzini:

“I’m really busy right now, but if you leave your name and number and tell me why you’re calling, I might get back to you. If this is Connie, and you’re not about to tell me what I want to know, then don’t even bother. If this is Reiner, Annie or Ymir, stop leaving beeps in my voicemail. I don’t even know what the fuck you’re referencing, but it’s annoying. And if this is Bertholdt, stop leaving apologies, it’s not your fault you’ve got weird as fuck friends. If they wanna apologize themselves for beeping the fuck outta my phone, that’s their call. Chill out, man.”

-Jean, Like a Drum

heymrrabbit:

mindxcrash:

sparkyegg:

mindxcrash:

Take a look at all these tall-ass freaks.

Erwin Smith / Hanji Zoe / Levi

PLEASE STOP ENCOURAGING THIS THESE ARE KNOCK OFF NAZI UNIFORMS….DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS COSPLAY…..THIS IS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE….

ST O P 

This is actually racist ideology. The uniform is not what made the Nazi’s. I mean really, the uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss. But that doesn’t make everyone who shops at Hugo boss Nazi supporters or idealists.

With that being said there are also large differences between our uniforms we have, and Nazi uniforms. The only similarities is that they are black in Colour, and are trenchcoats. But the cuts and designs are actually all quite different. Even the hats do not match, nor do the armbands or any of the logos or insignias. 

None of us are Nazi supporters nor are we racist or trying to represent a Nazi version of SNK. 

There are also many military uniforms that are coats and although the Nazi’s may have had the only black coloured ones in world history. Many movies, shows, anime, and comics will more than often have Military squads who bear long coats that are black in colour, not because they are Nazi supporters, but because long coats is an elegant and refined look (many of us wear long coats that are military cut day to day, they sell them in every store because it’s a very sharp look) so I find it unnecessary that you have to create a problem out of something that should not be one.

These are not Nazi uniforms. They lack every “requirement” needed for a Nazi uniform. So before you attack someone because you’re too easily put off by cosplay and the military. Perhaps look and work harder to fight against racism that is actually real, and racism we should actually legitimately be concerned about, as opposed to attacking some random cosplayers photos because it kind of looks like they are wearing Nazi bootlegs.

I love the outfits. People today just get to offended by everything.

svenxkristoff:

phantamxrose:

phantamxrose:

If this gets enough notes, I’ll go to a bookstore dressed as Belle and stay there and read in character.

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